Yesterday...
Motma: Connor, today is the first day of fall. You can tell your teachers.
Connor: No, Motma. Fall started nine years ago!
Yesterday, after hearing Chris cough...
Sean: Daddy had a "bless you" on his nose.
Yesterday during a play date...
Mommy: Sean, did you hit Tyler?
Sean: No, SMACK!
(Semantics are important to this two year old).
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